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We're building the Scooter (pronouns she/her) Army and if you missed the first round of neon obnoxious Team Scooter, fear not, she's running for POTUS now on the Freedom Feathers Party!  Scooter's handler is 136lbs/5'8 on a good day and wears an Adult Medium, but if she's feeling like a super model, she'll wear an Adult Small, and if she wants the BEST SLEEP EVER - she'll rock a Large!  Her tiny mom unit of 110 lbs and 5'1 and wears a Youth Large. It's shorter than an Adult Small and fit's mom's curves nicely. A 5'9 190 lb builder guy is a Large for comfy fit and a Medium for gladiator fit.  A 5'11 185 lb runner guy is an XL for comfy fit and a Large for gladiator fit.  Shirts are 100% super soft squishy cotton, so expect possible 2-5% shrinkage. This is THE BEST SLEEPING SHIRT EVER! SUUUUUUUPER SOOOOOOFT!

Scooter for President Tee

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