We're building the Scooter (pronouns she/her) Army and if you missed the first round of neon obnoxious Team Scooter, fear not, she's running for POTUS now on the Freedom Feathers Party! Haven't heard of it? Neither have we! See below for all of the neon fun you missed, and now contemplate NOT missing out Scooter for President shirts! $25 a shirt, or if you buy 5 or more they're $20 a shirt! Epic Hilarity! Her handler is 136lbs/5'7 on a bad day and wears a medium, tiny mom unit 113lbs 5'1" and wears a small. 5'9 190lb builder guy is a Large, 5'11 185lb runner guy is an XL. You guess upwards from there. Shirts are 100% super soft squishy cotton, so expect 5% shrinkage after a few washes and dryers. You've got this!

And we still have Scooter's Handler's Sunglasses! Press secretaries are important, not always (or ever) accurate, but IMPORTANT! $5 each or 3 for $10 bucks. Or buy two at $5 each, get one free. Whatever math works for you! Feel your math feelings!

USB sticks $25 each- comes with installed 4 Jamie CD's: My Desire of You, Hallelujah, Jamie Oldies & Piano Solos; PLUS 24 suspenseful videos of chicken reality shows, chicken interviews, chicken newsfeeds, chicken talk shows, and some band stuff. Hours of Entertainment that you never wanted, but you get anyhow! And oh yah - we still have the Hallelujah CDs for $15 a pop! The cover art is worth it. Just Sayin'.

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