Alright beautifuls, 2021 isn't going to Ring Itself in.
Get your fancy butts out for a fine classy evening of safe fun and merriment of epic proportions. Besides, if Jesus comes back sooner than later, this is our last big party. If the Dinosaurs come back, the news will at least have something less fake to cover.
Don't be an obtuse rhombus, put your glad rags on This Thursday.
if you don't have glad rags, wear a rainbow confetti Unicorn onesie.
I don't care, just wear pants.